"Actually, we are seriously underpowered! At the very least we'd need a snare spell, invisibility, a ranged nuclear attack and a flying mounts that fart fire." - thenoobcomic.com

"Sometimes the AI in our game scares me...It's so advanced that it whines." - thenoobcomic.com

"This calls for a response on our website! A calm, measured and rational responce! Ok Sue, write: "GET SHIT ON, DUDE! YOU JUST GET PWNED LIKE THE CAREBEAR BITCH YOU ARE!" - thenoobcomic.com

"Suddenly a stone block hits your head! You feel more in touch with the world." - ADOM

'This isn't even the straw that broke camel's back. No, this straw cut the fucking camel in half and then pissed on the insides." - Ctrl+Alt+Del

"Just because a healing priest in a high ranking guild is doing X thing with their gear, or Y thing with their spec does not mean it should be for the masses. Those players get the most out of their character because they are just flat out better than the average joe and thus they can afford to play around with specs/gear to suit their current need (such as world first type stuff or specific achievements, etc.)."
- Sinndir from elitistjerks.com

"Void Tendrils could tentacle rape all my enemies at the same time, and I'd still take Domi.... ok well if it was aoe tentacle rape then maybe I'd take Void Tendrils!" - some guy from mmo-champion

"Why do i hate you so much? Have you ever wondered that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging, it's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom, that ever existed...and i HATE you. It can't be for no reason. You MUST deserve it." - GLaDOS

"You're angry I know it, "she's tested me too hard BOOHOO". I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings though, did you? You never considered that maybe, I tested to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning, maybe to help you concentrate so just maybe you'd think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life. " - GLaDOS

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle...piloting a blimp." - GLaDOS

"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted in to space. Results were highly informative: they could not. Good luck ;)" - GLaDOS

"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future...God help you."
- GLaDOS

"As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in hometown here.*" - GLaDOS

"Starcraft isn't a game for the non-initiated. It's all about flawless execution of a pre-set strategy. Analyze the map, analyze your enemy, annihilate him before he does the same, if possible, giving him no hope of reaction. You lose in Starcraft before the first fight even started, the moment you didn't morph that 8th drone in a spawning pool, meaning 10 minutes later, that Spire is being build seconds too late, and your base is now being fried by Warp Rays." - NERFNOW.com

"Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
- Animaniacs

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
- Richard Dawkins

If he saps we can bring some life and hope to his face later.