Entre ce que je pense, ce que je veux dire, ce que je crois dire, ce que je dis, ce que vous avez envie d'entendre, ce que vous croyez entendre, ce que vous entendez, ce que vous avez envie de comprendre, ce que vous croyez comprendre, ce que vous comprenez...il y a dix possibilités qu'on ait des difficultés à communiquer. Mais essayons quand même...

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.

They misunderestimated me.

Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud—that an attempt to gain a value by deceiving the mind of others is an act of raising your victims to a position higher than reality, where you become a pawn of their blindness, a slave of their non-thinking and their evasions, while their intelligence, their rationality, their perceptiveness become the enemies you have to dread and flee—that you do not care to live as a dependent, least of all a dependent on the stupidity of others, or as a fool whose source of values is the fools he succeeds in fooling—that honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others.

Flat earthers are actually so stupid that other conspiracy theorists start to claim that they were created by the government to make conspiracy theorists look stupid.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

There is no spoon.

Как только какое-либо закрытое элитарное сообщество начинает думать про себя как про закрытое и элитарное, тут-то оно медной п****й и накрывается.

Hurt people hurt people.

We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companies pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people who pretend to hate capitalism.

- Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
- Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.
- Thanks, dad.
- No problem, Alan.