"Do you see a man who excels in his work? He will stand before kings; he will not stand before unknown men" (Proverbs 22:29). "

"You have a sad smile, even when you smile it looks like if you're sad"
ex-gf about me

"Soy tan tranquilo como una serpiente con hambre"
("I'm as calm as a hungry serpent").. describing myself to a bunch of Peruvian intelligence service commanders

"Is that my soul?"

"Put me out there Chief, I'm not afraid to expose myself."
"Do you ever think before you talk?"
"No, I just go out and whip it" - Get Smart

"A car's not the right place for showing off to a girl- the bed's for that. The consequences of a mistake there are more upsetting but less tragic." Semyon. Lastwatch.

"Yours were not confused questions but, rather, ideologically conditioned. Once you liberated yourself fro...m your intellectual constrains, all was well for you could relate to a plethora of traditions, not just leftist ones." Conservative Polish professor to me.

"Your profile pic says 'I just killed three innocent civilians.... but it's never too late to drink' ..... well done, sir." Lt. Karwacki to me.

"Iit's only a crime if you're stupid enough to get caught; it's only evil if you hurt yourself and it's only immoral if you actually have morals."

"This manual is thick enough that you can beat a goat to death w it." Zero Punctuation.

"Behave... or at least dont get caught."

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me" Winston Churchill (for real)l. Summarizes my life well.

Something needs to die during the preparation of the meal for it to taste delicious..rabbit.. duck.. the cook. its the soul you're eating that makes the food delicious. suck it vegans.

invited to write 2 chapters for 2 dif books, bolivian foreign policy and netherland antilles... how do you like them apples now?!?

"Somehow you manage to be a liberal and a fascist at the same time." 2nd Lt. Karwacki to me (aka "el comandante")

I’ve forgotten where this sentence was going

The only reason I go on vacation is to be online without being interrupted