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Я же тебе русским языком сказала "буду через 5 минут!" что ты мне теперь названиваешь каждые полчаса?!":)))

Командовать в доме должен кто-то одна.......

У Пети 12 яблок, у Лёши 8 яблок, а у Васи в жопе соль. Кто бежал последним из колхозного сада?

Если женщина молчит и не возражает, значит, она спит...))))

..от страсти у мужчины кровь бурлила,и женщина с улыбкой на устах,сказала что себя бы разрешила поцеловать,но только в двух местах.О мужики, святая простота!Он к ней придвинулся поближе и попросил быстрей назвать места,она сказала:"В Риме и Париже!"

- Мам, візьмем котика? - Ні. Виросте, буде сцяти і срати по кутах... - Тоді тигрика? - Нєє, виросте - сцяти і срати по кутках будемо ми))

Кто на свете всех богаче?Тут и нечего гадать!Ну конечно,мы девченки.Нам и голым есть что дать!

теперь я люблю только одного человека - себя. потому что точно знаю: уж эта сука меня не предаст

Прежде чем называть женщину ЗАЙКОЙ, подумай, хватит ли у тебя "капусты"!

По итогам конкурса в номинации "Лучший учитель года" победил отцовский ремень!

Когда женщина выходит замуж, ей дают незримую медаль, она так и называется "ЗА Мужество'

Муж. Опять пьяная! Вот и иди туда от куда пришла!! Алло девочки- сейчас приду. Я отпросилась!!!

Учительница русского языка проверяла сочинение и увидела ошибку в словосочетании:"Опыт в жизни приходит с гадами", но потом подумала и решила не исправлять...

В идеальной семье жена не знает откуда берутся деньги, а муж понятия не имеет куда они деваются ! ! ! ) ) ) ) )

Муха по полю пошла, муха мухера нашла. Ко