There's always another secret.
- Kelsier, "Mistborn: The Final Empire" (Brandon Sanderson)

The big downside of the plan to infuriate an emotionally traumatized psychopath into trying to kill me was part two, where the lunatic actually did it.
- Harry Dresden, "Skin Game" (Jim Butcher)

A Librarian behind the counter raised a crossbow.
- Brandon Sanderson, "Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians"

“I won’t shout at you,” Nynaeve shouted.
- Robert Jordan, "The Wheel of Time"

I still can't believe that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.
- Michael Carpenter, "Grave Peril" (Jim Butcher)

My name is Mouse and I am a Good Dog. Everyone says so.
- Mouse, "Zoo Day" (Jim Butcher)

It reaches out. It reaches out. 113 times a second, it reaches out.
- The Investigator, "Cibola Burn" (James S. A. Corey)

Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
- Doctor, "A Good Man Goes to War" (Steven Moffat)

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army!
- Matrim Cauthon, "The Fires of Heaven" (Robert Jordan)

Ah, the outdoors. I visited that mythical place once.
- Shallan Davar, "The Way of Kings" (Brandon Sanderson)

Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do.
- Kaladin Stormblessed, "Words of Radiance" (Brandon Sanderson)

"The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
- Kaladin Stormblessed and Shallan Davar, "Words of Radiance" (Brandon Sanderson)

Trembling, bleeding, agonized, he forced air into his lungs and spoke a single ragged sentence. “You cannot have my pain.”
- Brandon Sanderson, "Oathbringer"

He holds the powers of creation in twain, a god among gods. And he’s still a terrible liar.
- Kelsier, "Mistborn: Secret History" (Brandon Sanderson)