I can neither live nor work peacefully while there is an Internet page somewhere with my name on it. So long, ye feeble invertebrates!

I am tired of being neglected. DELETED and DELETED will be sorry that I left, but it's too late.

The Illuminati, Zionists and the Secret Government are all after my data. I'm going underground.

I have found enough porn and pirated content to last me a lifetime, I'm leaving now.