By now, I'm sure you've already formed your opinion of me, weather it's from what you've heard, or you're first reaction to my profile.There's an extremely high chance that you're wrong. But hey, I'm not going to try and tell you otherwise, because I really don't care anymore. I have those who mean to the world to me and that's all that matters.First things first, I'm fluent in sarcasm. And I'm also quite aware that I have the ability to be the biggest bitch in the world, so calling me a bitch will get you the reaction of 'thank you captain obvious'.I've given up on trying, because it never seems to get me very far. I've given up on putting in effort, because certain people don't put in the same amount back.I'm really strange with how I sleep. I can't sleep the same way two nights in a row, and I can't sleep in the same bed as someone unless I feel somewhat okay about them.I tend to talk about myself too much, not because I love myself, just because I like telling stories, and find it easier to relate things back to me so I can understand.Comedies just aren't funny anymore, and romance movies make me want to vomit. Put on some gore and my face will light up. In November, I will have been single for 3 years. And I'm finally okay with that. It takes me too long to be comfortable around a guy because of my past, and by the time I am comfortable around them, they've already got a girlfriend.But it's whatever really, I've never been happier with my life than I am now.Don't tell me what to do, Don't ask me what to do. I've figured a lot of stuff out for myself, I'm sure you can do the same

yusplz! ; hair straightener. tea. coffee. makeup. gore. violence. xbox360. playstation2. high quality things. foxtel. family guy. peter stuyvesant classics. cocktails. vodka. parkway drive. sequins. being nocturnal. shoes. electro. kids shows. winter. tattoos. peircings. hip + colar bones. ice cream. energy drinks. nutella. cuddles. my best friends. going to my sisters. cute underwear. bright colours. nawthnkz! ; penguins. clowns. prawns. vomit. summer. haylo. body hair. things breaking. the strangers. the elephant man. no money. beer. romantic movies. 12 year old scenies. nickelback. heartbreak. being ignored. reality. normality. sluts. emos. jokes that arent funny. being annoyed

Flick/ 16/ Single + I'm fine with that thanks / Straight

Mornings are for coffee + a smoke
Nights are for tea + chainsmoking
Weekends are for getting messy
Sundays are for recovering

My statuses always have at least some sense of it but

Marital status does not change, it is always active,
changing only in rare cases ... do not ask.

Speak russian

" I'm a lover and a fighter.I get angry easily,but I'm working on it.I party sleep and think too much,but I get my shit done.I have a weakness for sweet talkers,but I'm
learning and enforcing my boundaries.I don't let many people in,but once there in,they're there forever.I'm strong and independent and I've been broken,but never shattered."

I want a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot, who calls me back when i hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to my heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch me sleep. I want that guy who kisses my forehead, who wants to show me off to the world when i'm in sweats, who holds my hand in front of his friends, who thinks i'm just as pretty without makeup on, one who is constantly reminding meof how much he cares and how lucky he is to have me, the one who turns to his friends and says with a smile "that's her". I want that love that only comes once in a lifetime. ♥

Yes, I know this is nonsense, but what!

Mornings are for coffee + a smoke Nights are for tea + chainsmoking Weekends are for getting messy Sundays are for recovering Get on my good side and you'll find
out I'm generally a nice person. Get on my bad side and you'll understand why the word 'bitch' was created. Have fun trying to insult someone who has been called every name in the book. Stop caring about me and my life more than I do. It's not your life to live, quite clearly it's mine, so stop trying to live through me. I don't take myself seriously, so you shouldn't either, unless I tell you to of course. Don't put words in my mouth, don't expect you know everything about me because you've heard stuff or because you've read all this. I'm counting down the days untill I get to leave the hole in the world that I live in. Who I'd like to meet; The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
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