"Death is light as a feather; duty, heavy as a mountain."

"In A Hole In The Ground There Lived A Hobbit."

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

"Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon," he said softly, "or you will be knelt."

"It's a dangerous business going out your front door."

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost."

"Одна мечта намного сильнее тысячи реальностей."

"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!"

"- "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"
- "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."

"Мудрый избегает говорить о том, чего не знает."

"В жизни всегда есть место подвигу. Главное — держаться от этого места подальше."

"Есть смерть и есть налоги, только налоги гораздо хуже, потому что смерть случается один раз в жизни, а налоги – каждый год."

"Земля - это колыбель разума, но нельзя вечно жить в колыбели."