“To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.” - J. D. Salinger

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” - George Carlin

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.” - Ernest Hemingway

“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.” – Leo Tolstoy

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” - George Carlin