I have no activities that aren't done off the boardwalk besides running for buses, eating, sleeping, and parasailing occasionally.

Keepsake Old Time Photos: the Boardwalk's Center for Child Abusement and Good Old Fashioned Slutty Bar Fun., Drawing, Reading, Dancing, Swimming, Jumping Around, Eating, Being strange, Burping, Dressing Up in very bizzare costumes, Singing Badly, Stalking, Pretending to be a Lesbian with my "girlfriend" Dana in Public

Ask my iPod, Bastian. He'll tell you what i like

Knocked Up, Marie Antionette, Juno, Charlie Bartlett, Jumper, Pinneapple Express, Across the Universe, The Dark Knight, The Goonies, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, My Movie Rendition of Hamlet (ACT 1 only), Dana's Trancendentalism Video(s), others that i currently don't remember

theres a million and one books i've read in my lifetime, so it's difficult to write them down

LAW & ORDER!!!

"WHAT HAPPENDAH!?"
ahahaha.

"-i don't know, why are they mad? what've they been saying?
-they've been saying like, blah blah blah blah blah, ben's a prick.
-they said that?
-a LOT.
-what does it mean?
-penis. it means penis.
-oh. haha. penis."

"you look like babe ruth's gay brother...gabe ruth."