The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen

"When you come back stupidity will start again..(to me)"
stephy xxx

"you know what they say when tht hppns go wank it off" Ark

"gamoto shisto sou"
AK <3

-dude im a person i hurt too...
-no u dont ur lisa))

- Mum...
- Yes??
-..Im...Pregnant
- WHAT???????
- Jokes :P

if at first you dont succeed blame it on your parents ))))

Yeah Baby!!

Hit me!

**** me ( Exorsist version)

russian elephant the biggest elephant )))

- mne ne bolno!!!!
mne ochen bolno !!))
Tima

Самым интересным в нем, была моя любовь. Теперь ничего особенного
Чтобы сеть не вылетала, окна надо держать
закрытыми.

Умная девушка целует, но не любит, слушает, но не верит и уходит до того, как её оставили" © Монро

Парни не плачут,они выходят покурить(с)

pap? vot esli mushina eto chelovek to kto toda zenchina??
sasha 3 goda

Вот - держись за руку, вместе прыгнем мы. Нам лететь недолго с крыши до Луны... Не смотри на Землю, там оставим мы грустные моменты и сгоревшие мосты...

when you r a child and ur dog dies u lose a best friend and when u r a grownup n ur dog dies u lose a part of urself

hahaha ... even if i gave it to u, u would prob call me in a month or something! Or knowing u... u break ur arms so u cant hold the phone lol - ak (the most true thing any1 has ever said )