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По хую мороз я в Черемхово рос!

Плакала береза, плакала осина, только конопля - ржала как скотина...

водка "Беленькая"! Под каждой крышечкой - белочка! собери 5 белочек и тебе
крышечка!

В России есть три экзотических вида животных: ёшкин кот, бляха-муха и ядрёна
вошь.
Да, кстати, есть ещё йокарный бабай, но это уже не животное

Оторвали Ваньке встаньку))

Водка,пиво и вино-здраствуй мама,я в гавно...

хотите изменить походку??? Не пейте ЧАЙ, а пейте ВОДКУ!!)))))

надо позвонить маме и сказать где я...: "Але, мама! Где я?!?!"))))

В сутках 24 часа, в ящике пива 24 банки – совпадение.

Родители хотели, что бы из меня вышел толк......ТАК И ПОЛУЧИЛОСЬ.....толк вышел.....бестолочь
осталась

-Я не знакомлюсь-у меня есть парень.
-Ещё скажи "Я не буду есть мороженое-у меня дома пельмени"

Стою на пешеходном,горит красный,все ждут,кроме одного парня:он решил перебежать
и посередине дороги перед газелью замешкался.И они поочередно дергаются вперед и
не могут решится!Тут парень не выдержав,как заорет водителю "Да отъ*бись ты от
меня!")

Коктейль "Ночной засранец": 50 гр. снотворного + 50 гр. слабительного.

Ехала в трамвае голая старушка. Абсолютно голая, всё в морщинках брюшко.
Сморщенная попка, сморщенные груди. Глядя на старушку, улыбались люди. Глядя на
старушку как не улыбнуться, голая старушка - это ж ебануться! :))).

Есть три вещи, на которые страшно смотреть с утра после пьянки: лицо, кошелек и
список исходящих вызовов.))

И сказала Фея Золушке :"В двенадцать часов волшебство отпустит и начнется сушняк!"

В маршрутке мама с ребенком лет 5-ти. Ребёнок начинает читать стишок: - Мама
спит она устала (мамаша преисполненная гордости,за ребенка,расплывается улыбкой,ребёнок
продолжает)- А у папы писька встала,чтобы письку опустить,надо маму разбудить..

Пиво приходит в желудок, а там водка! - Подвинься! - Не подвинусь! - А ну пошли
выйдем! ))

Сегодня ночью мне было не уснуть, с*ка, НЕ потому что под окнами орали песни на
гитаре, а потому что, с*ка, Я ЗНАЛ ВСЕ СЛОВА и мысленно ПОДПЕВАЛ!!!!))

Курильщики предупреждают: Минздрав допиздится!

Полиэтилен с пупырышками...скажи депрессии 'чпок' =))

Кто рано встаёт, тот всех достаёт. Мой девиз четыре слова: “Сам не спишь, буди
другого!”

Чупа-чупс со вкусом лука - соси и плакай,сука! :D

Сидят у забора три наркомана: (1) - Меняя, боог поослаал на Землюю, чтобы
твориить дообрые делаа. (2) - Hееет, этоо меняя бог послаал на Землю, чтобыы
твориить добрые делааа. (3) - Корешааа, заткниитесь, я никогоо никудаа нее
посылал

останавливая микроволновку за 1 секунду до выключения, чувствуешь себя
спасителем мира.

я, честно говоря, не понимаю, почему я должен так рано вставать.
утром должны вставать только член и солнце.