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Жареная картошка

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Коран, Библия, Бхагавад-Гита

Выборы

♦ If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck
♦ Если говно присыпать пудрой, мы получим говно, присыпанное пудрой
♦ Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you
♦ Believe none of what you hear and believe half of what you see
♦ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
♦ The best part is no part, the best process is no process
♦ If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
♦ Выпечка пирога — это необратимый процесс
♦ If you want something done right, do it yourself
♦ One man's trash is another man's treasure
♦ You cannot step into the same river twice
♦ Nothing in life is promised except death
♦ У кого что болит, тот о том и говорит
♦ Нельзя быть немножко беременной
♦ If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid
♦ Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong
♦ Девять женщин не родят за месяц
♦ Art is never finished, only abandoned
♦ There's no such thing as a free lunch
♦ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
♦ Поспешишь — людей насмешишь
♦ There is an exception to every rule
♦ Обещать — не значит жениться
♦ It ain't over till the fat lady sings
♦ Perfect is the enemy of good
♦ All that glitters is not gold
♦ If it ain't broke, don't fix it
♦ Первый блин комом
♦ Easy come, easy go
♦ Hindsight is 20/20
♦ Time is money