Профессиональное опаздывание на всё на свете и просыпание самых важных вещей. И на гитаре ещё люблю играть, хоть и плохо получается, например

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Теперь здесь рок, митол, прогрессив, говноальтернатива (куда ж без неё) и всякая разная электронщина ещё. Предложения приветствуются

теперь их больше 3 и я теряюсь :(

аналогично фильмам

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friendship among women: one doesn't come home one night, and tells her bf that she spent the night with a female friend of hers. bf calls 10 of her friends, and none know a thing.
friendship amongst men: same thing happens. man says he spent the night at a friends place. gf calls 10 of his friends. 8 confirm he has been there, and the two others say he's still there.
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be right back
it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
you're committing suicide?!
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I want food
build more farms
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you still cant say anything with certainty though
since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
Phase 1, birth
Phase 2, ???
Phase 3, Prophet
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what does your robot do, sam
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
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One of the funniest uses of the literary double negative is Douglas Adams’ description of a machine dispensing “a substance almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”
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Never give up! Unless things get hard.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get
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Принимай ванну такой, какая она есть.
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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.