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The Wire

Silas: Peace.
Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.
Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought"

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors" - Plato

"Going to War over Religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend..."

"Only two things are infinite... The universe and human stupidity... And i'm not sure about the universe"

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Its bad luck to be superstitious!!!!

I had amnesia once - or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.