(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

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2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficiently large values of 2)

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power...

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God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

If it has feelings, its not cooked enough!

If it works, tear it apart and find out why!

Let's split up, we can do more damage that way.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.