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"I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me"

"I wonder, hm…, for instance if, here…, if there was a tightly packed
plastic bag of food waste…, it’s translucent, so you can see about 70 liters of
garbage inside…, and Sodachi Oikura-chan, alias 'me,’ was standing next to
it…, if you asked anyone, “Hmm, which one should I talk to?”, really, really,
really, I’m such a hopeless lowlife that they wouldn’t hesitate to choose the
garbage bag."

"неисследима глубина женского сердца даже и до сегодня!"

"A single pair of panties had shaken me so profoundly that I was ultimately moved to contribute to the circulation of currency"

“Koyomi, let’s avoid a punch line where you put your wicked talons on
Miss H. and get arrested and groan, ‘Aw shucks! This is the last time I bother
with boooobs!’”

"i let out a sigh of relief that Nadeko won't become Nudeko"

"Ladies and gentlemen, dear readers, all of you who picked up this book
expecting Hitagi Senjogahara to be the narrator have been duped. The lesson you
should take home from this is that every sentence ever written down in a book is
bogus"