Michelle Obama: President 2024

"Just let your Sooouuulll Glow!"

"Impossible is nothing."

"If one falls, we all fall, One rise we all rise."

"Play every minute like it's your last."

"Pain is weakness leaving your body."

"A true friend stabs you in the front."

"Quitters, are never champions."
--Jason Naidoo

" Isn't Cuba next to Italy?"
--Hannah Hughes

" I'm fat, and its hot!"
--A drunk lady outside the Bluefrog on Eko's bday

"To understand women, you need to realize one thing: women are just like men, except more so."
--Boris Volodarsky.

"The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."
--Saad Khan

"Ego ALWAYS gets in the way."
--Young Heisman

"Hey! Remember Me? I'm Benny Blanco from the Bronx."
--Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

"No matter what a man's past is, his future is spotless."
--Lane Morehead.

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
--Mark Twain

“I'm not a racist--that's what so insane about this.”
--Cosmo Kramer.

"Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open."
--Rose Lane

"When the eyes say one thing and the tongue another, the practiced person relies on the language of the first."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
--Robert Frost

"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can."
--Danny Kaye

"Spend each moment perfecting the next, not correcting the last."
--Scott Michael Durski

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
--William Shakespeare

"I missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot, and missed. I failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
--Michael Jordan

"I don't wana be Michael, I don't wana be Magic, Bird, Isaeh, none of them, by the time my career is done I'll know I've done it my way."
--Allen Iverson

"How you want it? I'll give it to you any way u like it, so tell me, How do you want it?"
--Tracy McGrady

"One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team."
--Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

"Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best."
--Tim Duncan

"Note that, while the ratio of the numbers is getting closer to 1, the difference between the exact value and Sterling's approximation is increasing, and indeed, this difference will tend to infinity as n tends to infinity, even though the ratio tends to 1."
--A Guide to Probability